Count Dolomites
Count Dolomites
Thoughtshepherd · Applying the Wisdom of the Herd to Human Resources · Peacemaker · Free Thinker · Dog Trainer · Open to flock opportunities
Bressanone, Trentino-Alto Adige, Italy · Contact info
🐑 Thoughtshepherd
🎓 Self-educated
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About

I shepherd. The animals are at peace and so am I. I can take the wisdom of the herd and apply it to the American "human resources" — humans as a herd to manage and grow.

◆ Top skills Herding · Free Thinking · Peacemaker · Human Resources (HR) · Dog Training

Activity

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Count Dolomites
Thoughtshepherd · 1d · 🌐
«If you do not change direction, you might finish where you are headed.» — Lao Tzu Change can be difficult. To lose the capacity to pay for food and rent can trouble even the most frugal mind. And yet, without change, things would not come to pass. Change brings coins in the place of banknotes, and gelid drafts where once there was more than a mosquito-screen door of unemployment subsidies. Take the change seriously. Change can buy beans. The kind of beans that one eats, not those that one draws up in software. …more
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Experience

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Thoughtshepherd
Self-Employed · Freelance
Apr 1941 – Present · 85 yrs 3 mos
Bressanone, Trentino-Alto Adige, Italy · On-site
Herd management as needed. The goats or sheep, I'm good. Cows are a bit much, but I can manage with a good horse. Humans are a different breed altogether, but I'm learning well from human resources.
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Education

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Self-educated
Master of Fine Arts · Whatever suited me at the time
Apr 1941 – Jan 2036
Grade: Perfect grades
Activities and societies: I gave myself a magna cum laude but few people care.
© 2026 Il Decimo Cerchio — the circle Dante left blank. No real names required. Goats welcome.
Count Dolomites is a satirical persona by Bill Berger. The prose here was written by Claude (Anthropic); the ideas and direction are Bill's.